CRAP I SPELLED THE TITLE WRONG! MODS, PLEASE CHANGE IT TO AMORPHOPHALLUSES! SORRY!
This is your chance to own your very own, brand new,
Stinky Deformed Penis Plant!
Woohoo! Go amorphophallus!
Tubers are approx. 1 year from flowering, and you will probably get a flower either next spring or the following spring.
Buyer pays for shipping.
Here is what will happen:
Starting bid of $2.
If the winning bid stays below $8, you get one A. konjac.
If the bidding hits $20, you get either two A. konjac's or one A. paeoniifolius
If it gets to an amount of money only i know, you will get a little somethin-somethin extra.