A hunter walking through the jungle
found a huge dead elephant with a pygmy
standing beside it.
Amazed, he asked "Did you kill that?!"
The pygmy said, "Yes."
The hunter asked, "How could a little guy like you kill a huge beast
like that?"
"I killed it with my club."
The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?"
The pygmy replied, "There are about 60 of us."
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what do you find between an elephants toes?
slow running natives
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how to get an elephant
First they dig a hole in the ground that is large enough to fit an elephant in, and then put a liberal sprinkling of ashes in the bottom. Then they camouflage the top of the hole with pea plants from a neighbors garden. Then you wait, and eventually, the elephant . . . .
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comes to take a pea,
you kick him in the ash hole.
found a huge dead elephant with a pygmy
standing beside it.
Amazed, he asked "Did you kill that?!"
The pygmy said, "Yes."
The hunter asked, "How could a little guy like you kill a huge beast
like that?"
"I killed it with my club."
The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?"
The pygmy replied, "There are about 60 of us."
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what do you find between an elephants toes?
slow running natives
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
how to get an elephant
First they dig a hole in the ground that is large enough to fit an elephant in, and then put a liberal sprinkling of ashes in the bottom. Then they camouflage the top of the hole with pea plants from a neighbors garden. Then you wait, and eventually, the elephant . . . .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
comes to take a pea,
you kick him in the ash hole.
