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    There once was a fly,
    that wanted to die
    so he went to the bogs
    and he died near a log.
    The thing that ate him
    had a mouth with teeth
    n it'll die from beef
    but from a fly,
    the flytrap soars the skies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jefforever View Post
    There once was a rapping whittakeri
    That's right, I said a 'rapping whittakeri
    He rapped every day
    From April to May
    And also, guess what? It was me.
    Haha...nice twist on Homer Simpson's style of poetry xD


    There once was a sundew who was wooly
    He was his neighborhood bully

    He beat up Drosera Slakii
    Who after that became very wacky

    But then summer came about
    And there was a very long drought

    Even though he was gone, another bully came along
    His name was Drosera Binata and he was really strong

    But then one day the sundews wanted them to pay
    So they decided they would find a way

    They found Darlingtonia californica
    Who was from the state of Florida

    They found the Binata and threw him in the pit
    Soon he was dissolved by acidic spit


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    Dionaea Limerick:

    There in a bog, I lay in a trance
    Staring at those amazing little plants
    In their mouths, insects they trap
    In a flash, a picture is all I snap
    These were amazing, even at a glance.


    I'm no good at poems.
    "I, for one, can't wait to grow Nepenthes extincta!"
    Plant List ; blog

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    Haiku:

    a hot steamy bog;
    the fly lands for the last time
    lost in the sound trap
    growlist

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    Here's my entry!

    Trapped, gazing outwards,
    a fly tries to squeeze between
    unforgiving teeth

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    Limerick
    There was a Sarracenia named Moo. (No offense man eating moo!)
    He once said "huballoo!
    For there are no bugs in this loo,
    What shall I do?"
    It didn't take him long to decide
    He had to go and, to the bugs act shy.
    "Come on in," he said, "the waters fine."
    That was the end of those bugs,
    "Next time, mabe ill have some for lunch."

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    Nepenthes jamban,
    Big enough to eat a man.
    Oh look! Sweet nectar!

    Bicalcarata
    Goes to the dojo to learn
    Bicalkarate.

    Tranquil summertime.
    How soft and sweet the droning buzz
    from inside the plants.

    Royal Nepenthes
    Observe as plants lure their prey
    and clean their wallets.
    Insanity is a sane response to an insane world.

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    WOOOOO!

    There once was a plant named Ewing
    in his leaves some bugs were stewing
    he said to a spider
    "I'm not a biter"
    and then swallowed without chewing!

    D. Spathulata
    subtle grace and elegance
    judo chop your eye balls

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