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Thread: 5 VFT cultivars for SASE (and poem)

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    Quote Originally Posted by obregon562 View Post
    Hope this kinda original thing works:

    Extra Credit Rap...

    Big Neps:


    i like big NEPS and i cannot lie!
    you otha brothas cant deny,
    when a pitcha drops in
    with a big ol lid
    and its full of liz^id(s)
    you get amazed!
    truncata, merilliana, DAZED!
    What is that?!
    Did it just eat a cat?!
    Damn put that in a picture,
    Thats one ATTRACTIVE pitcha!
    Put this in a music Video STAT!

    Ah memories...and NOT of creepy burgerking stalkers and squarepants...I mean the original non-creepy pre-burgerking statue corrupted song

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    Can I submit another?:

    There once was a Nepenthes from Vietnam
    His name was changed from anamensis to "Tom"
    The herbarium confused,
    Because the type specimen was used
    For some dumb plant that that Tom had known all along!
    "I, for one, can't wait to grow Nepenthes extincta!"
    Plant List ; blog

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    Two flies one pitcher. Minus the crap eating. obregon562's Avatar
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    Thank you AH. much like Kanye, ima genius. Who likes fish sticks, just like him. And steals songs. Just like him.
    "It's easy to rip on cops, when you aren't the one needing saving"

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    The poetry contest ended early. Theyellowdart, nepfreak and els 22. Spectacular!

    Nepfreak:
    Royal Nepenthes
    Observe as plants lure their prey
    and clean their wallets.

    Els 22:
    Trapped, gazing outwards,
    a fly tries to squeeze between
    unforgiving teeth

    Theyellowdart:
    There once was a Ping from Peru
    Who secreted large amounts of dew
    He cleared his throat
    And started to gloat
    When the doctor said it was only the flu

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    A yellow M&M Jefforever's Avatar
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    Congrats to the winners! And thanks to cp-connection.

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    Thanks a lot! I really appreciate it!

    Congratulations to the other winners
    growlist

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    Hoooorraay!! Thanks CP-Connection! My small collection just got bigger!!!! :-)

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    Is ready to take this hobby to a whole new level DavyJones's Avatar
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    Ugh, I hadn't checked this post in a while, I had been sitting on my poem for weeks, waiting to submit it until the end. Ugh, bummer. Well, here it is anyway.

    A flytrap once lived in a bog
    Who tried to devour a frog
    The frog's head got stuck
    He was down on his luck
    And his wife didn't know what to do.
    "We are in a sense the Universe trying to understand itself. By Observing it we are observing what we are." - Phillip Plait

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