This is a carnivorous plant poetry contest. The top three poems will win 3 VFT each. (1) Jaws x Petite Dragon, (1) Petite Dragon, and (1) Justina Davis, Jaws or Red Piranha.
Rules: Haiku or Limerick. No profanity. Must be about CP. Ends May 31.
I will get you warmed up with one of each:
There once was a CP named Keith
Who had a fly between his teeth
His mom slapped his pot
And said that he ought
To not talk with bugs in his leaf
Will you go out with my friend?
He like-likes you bad