Well, I have some cuttings of my very favorite houseplants.

Dieffenbachia 'Camille':
A very nice selection of my very favorite Dieffenbachia. It has a long, white splotch running over the midrib. Rooted cutting, long roots.

Dieffenbachia 'Parachute' (I think):
I don't like this one, to be honest. Unrooted cutting.

Two NOID Guzmania:
Two unrooted pups of a yellow flowering Guzmania.

I would like to trade all three of these lovely houseplants for a nice Nepenthes that I don't have.