Yep, I'm trading away an orchid and a bromeliad. I haven't the first clue about how to properly grow either one of them, as you may be able to see. The Orchid has produced nice leaves, but I managed to kill all the flowers. The bromeliad... *shrug*. House plants are not my thing.
Unfortunately, I'm currently only looking for Neps, Cephs, and Heli's. I'm happy with seedlings, seed, plants, etc. I would happily work out a good trade for any of those to whatever they are worth to you. Also see my post for Pinguicula I have up for trade and I'm happy to merge them together to make a good deal.