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    Okay..not a joke per say but my old answering machine message (wrote it myself) from back when not everyone had phones with push buttons.

    Thank you for calling suicide prevention, please choose from the following options:
    if you are planning on commiting suicide by sleeping pills please press one
    if you are planning on committing suicide by gunshot please press two
    if you are planning on committing suicide by jumping off a bridge or building please press three
    if you have not yet decided on your method of suicide or do not have a touch tone phone please press zero or wait for the next avalaible counsler to assist you
    again, thank you for calling suicide prevention and have a nice day
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    I have a good joke but it is slightly inappropriate.

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    Nice giveaway Paul! Too bad i'm nowhere near funny.

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    A teacher was doing a study on the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

    The children began to idenitfy the flavors by their color:

    Red..................Cherry
    Yellow..............Lemon
    Green...............Lime
    Orange.............Orange

    Finally the teacher gave them all Honey lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

    "Well," she said, " I will give you a clue. It's what your mother sometimes calls your father."

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my god!! They're ***-holes!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dionae View Post
    A teacher was doing a study on the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

    The children began to idenitfy the flavors by their color:

    Red..................Cherry
    Yellow..............Lemon
    Green...............Lime
    Orange.............Orange

    Finally the teacher gave them all Honey lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

    "Well," she said, " I will give you a clue. It's what your mother sometimes calls your father."

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my god!! They're ***-holes!"
    I know it's voting aginst myself but I spit out my coffee on this one, dionae you owe me a new keyboard.
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    Its all I have so I hope it makes Paul laugh too lol.

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    Watch your language
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