So I have grown Nepenthes seed previously, and have been getting better germination rates progressively (if you ignore one round of fungus which I learned how to avoid I believe).
Some healthier ones from an older batch I just transplanted:
As for funny? I do standup for fun, here's some one liners I've written recently Even if I don't win, I do hope you enjoy them, I like making people laugh!
-I think casual dress should be determined by an average, Like if you have on dress pants, a top hat, and a tank top, it's casual. Add a cane, and its business casual.
-Turkey dogs are a true miracle of genetic engineering.
-To determine if something is a sport, youtube both the highlights and the disasters in the sport. If the disasters are cooler, it's not a sport. #Nascar #BearFighting
-Sometimes I forget to take the time to thank god for all the things he has done for me. So thank you, Zeus, for killing my noisy neighbor Larry with that lightning bolt.
-I don't understand how hoarders start out their obsessions. It's like one day, their first cat dies, and they say to themselves, "You know what, I'm just gonna leave that one right there...start a pile."
Thanks for the chance,