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    Nepenthes seed available (freebie)

    I am going to give away one, or possibly two seed pods of N. ventricosa X N. lowii this coming week. (an N. Briggsiana remake) What do you have to do to qualify? First, you must indicate that you have sufficient experience growing this genus from seed that you can confidently grow these seeds. Secondly, you will need to exercise your wit and humor skills. IE: post a reply here that makes me laugh, and I mean a genuine LOL, not just a half-hearted grin. The first person who can provide a good laugh wins.

    Have at it, and good luck. I will announce a winner when I an sufficiently amused
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    1-Apparently Nepenthes seeds don't go for me

    2-All my jokes are far to dirty, and will get me banned

    3-I'm Canadian!

    Thanks for doing this giveaway! Very generous of you! But I will refrain from participating!
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    two blondes walk into a bar and only one gets up. buh dum chik

    I'm blonde so this joke is ok anyway not entering cause i've never grown neps from seed but great giveaway. After seeing quogue's vent x lowii at ICPS I really want to try this plant
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peatmoss View Post
    1-Apparently Nepenthes seeds don't go for me

    2-All my jokes are far to dirty, and will get me banned

    3-I'm Canadian!

    Thanks for doing this giveaway! Very generous of you! But I will refrain from participating!
    1) appreciate your honesty
    2) it doesn't have to be a joke, per se, it just have to be something that makes me laugh. You get serious bonus points for wit and originality.
    3) Canadians aren't allowed to grow Nepenthes??

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcmcnair View Post
    two blondes walk into a bar and only one gets up. buh dum chik

    I'm blonde so this joke is ok anyway not entering cause i've never grown neps from seed but great giveaway. After seeing quogue's vent x lowii at ICPS I really want to try this plant
    If you can get cuttings (or a started plant) you will find it is a seriously easy hybrid to grow.

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    A guy walks into a bar and sits down looking distraught and obviously depressed.

    Finally, the bartender asks him..." Why so down buddy, what's wrong ?"

    They guy says " It's a long story....I fell in love with my high school sweetheart, we got married, everything was going great. Then, one day she ate some poison mushrooms and died."

    The bar tender says " Jeeez, that's terrible. Sorry to hear that."

    The guy says " Oh, it gets worse. A few years went by and I met another woman and fell madly in love. We ended up getting married and everything was going great. Then, one day she ate some poison mushrooms and died."

    The bartender says " That's unbelievable, I'm so sorry to hear that !"

    The guy says " Yeah, it gets even worse. Two years ago I fell in love again, we got married and everything is going really great."

    So, the bartender says " Wait, if everything is going great then, what's wrong ?"

    The guy says " She won't eat the danged mushrooms."

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    and here's my attempt

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    Collides-dales

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    you get repossed

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    No clear winner yet (though Cthulhu138 got a respectable chuckle). Keep em coming.

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