I am going to give away one, or possibly two seed pods of N. ventricosa X N. lowii this coming week. (an N. Briggsiana remake) What do you have to do to qualify? First, you must indicate that you have sufficient experience growing this genus from seed that you can confidently grow these seeds. Secondly, you will need to exercise your wit and humor skills. IE: post a reply here that makes me laugh, and I mean a genuine LOL, not just a half-hearted grin. The first person who can provide a good laugh wins.
Have at it, and good luck. I will announce a winner when I an sufficiently amused