Chuck Norris is my idol.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris doesn't get paper cuts, paper gets Chuck Norris cuts.
Chuck Norris once scored 211 with 0 darts.
Chuck Norris has no teeth. Instead food is digested in his beard and absorbed into his neck.
Jesus walked on water because he saw Chuck Norris coming.
Chuck Norris invented the life cycle so that he wouldn't have to repeatedly kick the ***** of the same people for eternity.
The Universe is expanding only to get away from Chuck Norris.
I think Francois just won it :-)
But im in Canada, do you want some $ for the shipping ?
I think its like 2$
And seeds import is legal here, we dont need any papers.
Last edited by Maiden; 10-17-2013 at 12:52 PM.
that gave me a good laugh maiden
I have a theory that you can make any sentence seem profound by writing the name of a dead philosopher at the end of it. Plato
Thanks for the opportunity
"Only when you live to learn, will you learn to live"
Will work for CP's
Nice Cross Paul! This is kinda a kids joke but it gave me a smile when I heard it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
I did.....and I regret it.
Originally Posted by SgtSarracenia