I have a generous portion of utricularia calycifida "Asenath Waite" to offer. Shipping is on me. Offer extended to US residents only.
Since this cultivar is named for a character in an H.P. Lovecraft story, it seems only appropriate that the challenge be literary. The first person to guess my favorite novel and name the author wins the utric.
Here's a search engine-resistant clue: "do cattleya"