This is amusing.

I have a rare form of N.rajah. It's leaves, pitchers and roots are completely brown. It will not grow any larger, does not need to photosynthesize, and requires absolutely no water. It can tolerate nearly any temperature range. A GREAT BEGINNERS PLANT!!!!! And, for anyone with a fireplace, it would make excellent kindling!

Any takers? I'll set the price at a mere $100.