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    TIME OUT....For a funny story!

    Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
    I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

    A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
    Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
    Patient: How much will it cost?
    Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
    Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
    Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

    Here is another one:

    Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
    Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
    Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

    The last one:

    A trial is in progress in the court room.
    Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
    Judge: Then who is he?
    Lawyer: He is a Collector.

    Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

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    Sorry, but might I add :

    Is this really a semi-carnivorous plant matter?

    -Clue
    "I, for one, can't wait to grow Nepenthes extincta!"
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    hey.. c'mon...

    he said 'time out'....

    <--- HAHAHA!

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