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    It is a long list, but maybe it will "help you get to know a little more about Asian culture" a little better? I've never heard any Confucius jokes before, and I don't remember my parents making any of those jokes either, but I guess it's supposed to make fun of the way Chinese speak? I don't know. The birds and bees one is a little strange. And the intestines one is just plain disgusting. This obviously is a stereotype, and it doesn't hold true. Some of them are pretty outdated actually. They don't make any sense.

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    okay, here's every one that applies to me, and I'm not even Asian..

    3 (but actually my grandparents said i was 4 when I was 5 in Disney World)
    4 (grandparents; lecturing on how I should know everything)
    5
    8 (biggest mistake of my life... still trying to grow it out)
    9 (grandparents)
    13
    14 (well, my Police Explorer peeps convinced me to try a chicken gizzard once... @#$% those take forever to eat!!!!)
    16 (I do now)
    25 (I thought that was normal O_O)
    26 (except replace 'Korea' with 'the old days' and 'parents' with 'grandparents'... yeah, all through this you gotta notice how cool my mom is)
    27 (grandparents, not parents; as long as they're white)
    35 (replace 'Asia' with 'Melbourne' and/or 'Massachusetts')
    36
    37
    38 (me neither)
    40 (no idea, never really saw my dad anytime after I was 6 months old)
    41 (TV)
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    51
    54 (tennis racquets)
    60
    61 (replace 'country' with 'state')
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    I'm most of those, but i'm white. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img]
    Update: Parents convinced to allow me to keep greenhouse heated over winter. Most species will not be lost. Too lazy to update growlist.

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    LOL! Thats real funny [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_n_32.gif[/img] #`s 5,8,13,16,18,22,46,54,56,60, all apply and I`m 0% asian! Hmmm.....
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    I'm caucasian. *rim shot*
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    Hmm... ironically people to whom this list applies to aren't Asian! The title should be "You may be Asian if..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (Gemini528 @ Nov. 11 2005,10:42)]13. You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom (I don't do that, but the people I see do are very LOUD!)
    That is so true. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_m_32.gif[/img] Didn't have time to read most of the list, but the ones I caught almost nearly sometimes relate to me.

    Philosophical Confucius Joke:

    1) Confucius say "money is root of all evil"
    2) Women love to go shopping, thus women = money X money = (money)^2

    Money = evil (square root)
    (Women^square root) = (evil^square root)

    Therefore, Women = Evil

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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] ]Therefore, Women = Evil
    Well that's not very nice. And I thought Confucius was supposed to be a good guy.

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