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    dewy

    dewy makes jim feel gloomy

    dewy will pay a fee

    just watch and see

    for his car will soon be

    smashed by a tree

    dewy, oh so dewy

    will also loose his keys [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_n_32.gif[/img]
    Mens Et Manus

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    There once was a boy named Mark,
    He planned and planned in the dark.
    When April rolled round,
    Had us all on the ground,
    Until the truth was found.

    The members were tricked,
    But some were left ticked,
    And they promised it'd show.

    So May rolled 'round,
    And the members they found,
    The perfect form of revenge.

    But the conscious they found,
    The joke too profound
    And Oz's skin was spared.

    But heed this beware,
    Lying in his lair:

    Ozzy, plans for next April.
    \(_o)/ ಠ_ಠ
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    Yes, my plants they did get too hot
    Thanks goodness for this kind,giving lot
    But Jim earned the crown
    When his cobra he did drown
    Next time he might try a pot



    There was a cop that lived in Hastings
    Her traffic stops she wasn't wasting
    When a driver ran a sign
    It wasn't a fine
    But a plant that was exchanged for the chasting



    There once was a plant growing hippie
    Canivorous plants made him yell, "yippie!"
    But yearning did whined
    when a stone he did find
    Now it's minerals that make him feel chippie


    There once was a liar so profound
    That in April each year he was bound
    To fool those he calls "friend"
    so in the end
    he can apologize for the lie he has wound
    I am just like a Super Hero, but without the power or motivation.................and the funky suit.

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    There was a green group called the NASC
    Whose money was plundered for all to see
    We thought it was dead
    But it reared a proud head
    And now it is prancing with ghostly glee [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_m_32.gif[/img]
    My chicken legs taste like chicken--only less meaty.

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    ooo!ooo!, I like that one.
    I am just like a Super Hero, but without the power or motivation.................and the funky suit.

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    There is a place that I go
    where a bunch of people I know
    gather from far and wide
    and share with such pride
    all of the wonderous things that we grow.
    I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus!

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    Good stuff everyone! Getting quite a chuckle out of these. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    The Big Garden In The Sky

    After hearing, "I think I'll try another experiment"
    All of Jimscott's Darlingtonia went
    To the Big Garden in the Sky
    Which made poor Jimscott cry

    The New Apartment

    Although Jim now feels gloomy
    His new apartment is really roomy
    He has planty of room for new plants
    And quite a few more "Experiments"

    The Weed

    D.capensis is a weed
    That it is indeed
    Capslock cut a flower stalk on his
    Which turned the air black
    From all of the seeds
    Making him cough and sneeze

    No Flowers

    Rattler mt
    Can't get
    a flower
    on his
    U.tricolor

    7santiago, I don't have a car, but I wish I did.
    John 3:16
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    Prior to the funeral home visit, we heard ~ "Hey'all watch this ! !"

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