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    Anybody got any more?
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    Prior to the funeral home visit, we heard ~ "Hey'all watch this ! !"

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    There once was a woman named PAK
    Enthusiasm she never did lack
    She befriend this lot
    and that is how she was caught
    now meat eating plants she can't lack


    Pyro, in genetics he works
    carnivorous plants are one of his quirks
    growing plants known as Pings
    are on of his things
    Audrey III, in his shadwow, it lurks


    This unknown, frightening thing is around
    in the sewers of King IT is found
    many will climb in a car
    wear flowers that do not squirt far
    What is the name that this thing is bound?
    I am just like a Super Hero, but without the power or motivation.................and the funky suit.

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    Hey! There's one about me. lol


    There once was a woman named Rose
    Who wore very official-looking clothes.
    But when she was off duty
    She grew plants of great beauty
    And wrote tickets to any that froze.

    There once was a very bad boy
    Who used his snakes tongs as a toy.
    His van often got stuck
    Beside the road in the muck
    And his jokes did sometimes annoy.

    The once was a guy named Andy
    who with computers and tools was handy.
    He hammered and glued
    And measured and screwed
    Til he built a greenhouse that came out quite dandy!

    There once was a gentleman named Jan
    Who on storms he did make a ban.
    When the wind starts to blow
    He flies off to Reno
    And relaxes as much as he can.

    There once was a guy named Joe
    Who off to the Pine Barrens did go.
    He found hundreds of chiggers
    in a place that brought s n i g g e r s--
    So next time the "Off!" will sure flow!

    There once was a wizard called Dawnstar
    Who play upon his rosewood guitar.
    He kept jewels and rocks
    Tucked away in a box
    And captured moonlight and sunbeams in a jar.


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    This has nothing to do with cps, but I thought I should post it anywho, since I wrote it: (it's called Mushcano)

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    /the\
    /mushroom\
    /is like a volcano\
    /exploding up through\
    a
    log
    or
    stump
    releasing its toxic ash
    He who can, does. He who can't, teaches. -George Bernard Shaw
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (PlantAKiss @ Nov. 20 2005,10:26)]There once was a guy named Joe
    Who off to the Pine Barrens did go.
    He found hundreds of chiggers
    in a place that brought s n i g g e r s--
    So next time the "Off!" will sure flow!

    [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img]
    Wow! Someone got an A++ in limerick class!! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_k_ani_32.gif[/img]

    Who is this 'Joe' guy and where exactly did he have chiggers??

    Ok, here's one:

    A wise little old lady named PAK
    Threw ham, nuts and clams in a sack
    She enticed the forum to bite
    Her down home delights
    And send money for the NASC stack
    My chicken legs taste like chicken--only less meaty.

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    Hmmm...who IS that Joe guy?? And WHERE did he have chiggers...?? Let's see....somewhere that you can't mention on the forums without getting smacked. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif[/img]

    Little old lady??!!! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_k_ani_32.gif[/img] [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/mad.gif[/img] I just had a birthday and only turned 29... [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_l_32.gif[/img]



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    PAK was just 29,
    I'm not an old lady she did whine
    JBL got a slap and a poke in the back
    he'll be polite to old ladies next time [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile.gif[/img]

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    I once had a small vft
    who woke grumpy from his dormancy
    he said I don't like those flies
    and the slugs I despise
    I'd rather have roast beef for tea

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