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Plant lymrics

  • #21
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Quote[/b] (PlantAKiss @ Nov. 20 2005,10:26)]There once was a guy named Joe
Who off to the Pine Barrens did go.
He found hundreds of chiggers
in a place that brought s n i g g e r s--
So next time the "Off!" will sure flow!

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Wow!  Someone got an A++ in limerick class!!  
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Who is this 'Joe' guy and where exactly did he have chiggers??

Ok, here's one:

A wise little old lady named PAK
Threw ham, nuts and clams in a sack
She enticed the forum to bite
Her down home delights
And send money for the NASC stack
 
  • #22
Hmmm...who IS that Joe guy??   And WHERE did he have chiggers...??  Let's see....somewhere that you can't mention on the forums without getting smacked.  
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Little old lady??!!!
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  I just had a birthday and only turned 29...  
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  • #23
PAK was just 29,
I'm not an old lady she did whine
JBL got a slap and a poke in the back
he'll be polite to old ladies next time
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  • #24
I once had a small vft
who woke grumpy from his dormancy
he said I don't like those flies
and the slugs I despise
I'd rather have roast beef for tea
 
  • #25
There once was a cape sundew named John
Who lived on an old guy's lawn
Every morning the old guy would mow
But the sundew would just grow
 
  • #26
Cool Drosera36!  You sure know how a cape sundew grows!
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How about a last line for your limerick, maybe:

And sparkle anew again next dawn

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P.S. Like your limericks too Sheila--lots of little rhyming gifts for PAK in here!
 
  • #27
LOL.
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Or maybe this ending:

So the old man got some gasoline
And lit his lawn afire
To learn that all he had dones
Was make John have many more sons
 
  • #28
LOL Indy that was great!
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I guess I'm gonna be an old lady no matter how much I protest.
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We sure have a lot of poets.

There once was a man who loved weeds,
A type with specific kinds of needs.
They must always eat bugs
that you stuff down their mugs,
So he kept garbage for flies to breed.
 
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