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    There once was a grower named Pookie
    He was strange and a little hookie
    His strange little plants
    ate all the ants
    and were in movies that were spookie
    I am just like a Super Hero, but without the power or motivation.................and the funky suit.

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    Being a bored cashier at Home Depot, I took the time to scrawl down some lyrical odes:

    Ode To A Lady Cop

    There once was a gal from Hastings
    Whose collection took a pasting
    The heat got too hot
    And the plants got fried
    A call went out
    And more plants were supplied

    Ode To Audrey 11 (To the tune of Aubrey)

    And Audrey 11 was its name
    A not so very ordinary type of plant
    A cross between a butterwort and a VFT
    It eats dentists and speaks in Ebonics
    Feed me Seymore it exclaims
    As another life it claims


    Oh My Darlingtonia

    Oh my darling, Darlingtonia
    In a gentle stream you were placed
    A violent storm came on high
    Down the river
    Gone, goodbye

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    Another Experiment

    Oh Jimscott
    Tried another experiment
    Put his Nep in a hanging basket
    Now his plants are in a casket

    Darlingtonia

    Jimscott put his Darlingtonia in a barrel
    He said "I think I'll try another experiment"
    Off to work He went
    When a terrible rainstorm came
    He went home
    only to find
    his Darlingtonia were gone
    John 3:16
    My grow list/want list
    Prior to the funeral home visit, we heard ~ "Hey'all watch this ! !"

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    LOL!

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    I have never laughed so hard since the beginning of this year! Keep them coming!

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    OK, a very late night/"slightly off me rocker" limerick:

    Mistake

    On the deck sat the VFT
    Awaiting a meal as it does
    In the distance a buzz
    Is heard, a fly
    Into the trap, and it exclaims,
    "By golly I've gone awfully awry!"

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    Now for some sleep.

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    Ozzy

    Ozzy is exploring a bog
    When he trips over a log
    He falls and breaks his leg
    But replaces it with a wooden peg

    Jimscott's experiments

    Jimscott's plants are terrified
    At the thought of another experiment
    When he says, "I think I'll try another experiment"
    They all run and hide
    John 3:16
    My grow list/want list
    Prior to the funeral home visit, we heard ~ "Hey'all watch this ! !"

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    i can't quit laughing you guys! jim is my buddy but the stuff you guys came up with is to funny!

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