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    i had a dream last night where i shot her. not on accident mind you, it was premeditated murder. our dog is an 8 month old Schipperkee female. actually a nice dog but i thank god she isnt going to get much bigger than her current 12 pounds or so. typical of her breed she is extreamly smart, however she also has an independent/stubborn streak a mile long. while she understands and obeys the word "no" she talks back about the whole ordeal worse than a teenager. we keep her tied up here at the office, generally where ever im going to be working so she gets attention through the day. this is mainly to keep her from scooting out the front door and scarring the crap out of customers as she sounds a whole lot bigger than she is. however she knows the finer points of tieing some one up with said chain and as near as i can figure is doin it on purpose just to see me fall. evil lil dog, i love her but i dont want another one..............oh yeah and her FAVORITE game is stealling my chair as soon as i stand up
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    most recent pics of her, from last week


    cervid serial killer
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    Beautiful dog. I would warn you that shooting your dog is frowned upon by most civilized nations so I'd try to quell those dreams [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_m_32.gif[/img] . Again lovely dog
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    lol im on an indian reservation, they make puppy soup, no worries [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_m_32.gif[/img]
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    Therapy, Sheridan, therapy! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_m_32.gif[/img] [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif[/img] At least Darla wasn't in the nightmare!

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    is the therapy working for your sandersonii blue issues Jim? [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_n_32.gif[/img] [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_m_32.gif[/img]
    cervid serial killer
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    I didn't get stimulated but he kept his promise on change, that's about all I got left!
    http://www.wolfpointherald.com/--http://www.safety-brite.net/

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    Well I'm with you Rattler! Yesterday we got off work a little early because it snowed. So last nite I was making a vat of Chicken Divan for the office party to be held today. I had the sauce made, the broccoli steaming, the chicken breasts cooked and cooling. I went into the den for a few minutes. I noticed Ollie wasn't around. It was very quiet. No dog + quiet = trouble. So, I went to the kitchen to check. Sure 'nuff Ollie is in the kitchen. I looked at him. He looked at me. I looked at the plate of chicken. Uhoh...not in the same position it was when I left it. I check it out and discover that one of the three huge chicken breasts is MISSING. I looked in the sink...I looked in the floor...I looked all over. No chicken. I looked at Ollie and started yelling at him! "Ohmigod you ate the chicken for the Chicken Divan!!!" As I'm shrieking...he's just calmly staring at me. I stop yelling. He looks me right in the eye...and..BURPS! He ate the chicken and has the nerve to burp in my face! I couldn't believe it.

    Ollie was so bad throughout the rest of the evening (later jumping up on the table in the breakfast room and walking amidst some CHINA) that he got crated. He also seems to think snow is evil because every time I let him out, he'd just stand and bark and growl (simultaneously...causing me to check to see if there were TWO dogs in the yard).

    Things deteriorated further. Shortly after that, while chopping the two remaining chicken breasts, there was a HUGE explosion and flash of white light...scared me to death! The power goes out. I'm left with a half-finished casserole and no power. I have no phone, no TV, no computer, no radio...so no way to find out about work today. I finished the casserole by lamp light. The party ends up being cancelled and I have a vat of Chicken Divan... and no party. But my coworkers were happy because they LOVE it and they get to eat it. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile.gif[/img] So lunch today was on me...Chicken Divan and salad with homemade Thai peanut ginger-lime dressing. Yum!


    Ollie is...well...a Bean. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img] Good thing I don't own any firearms...
    "Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs." - Jerome K. Jerome

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    Now THAT is a great story. I'm dying laughing thinking about that dog belching at you! I had a dog that ate an entire package of disposable razors, and a bottle of multivitamins with iron. The only thing that saved that sorry dog's behind was the iron in the vitamins. He was so constipated, he pooped golfballs with sheds of razor encased for three days. He was one dumb animal, but I loved him.



    My chicken legs taste like chicken--only less meaty.

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