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    Sorry to hear about your cat.....no wait I should save that heading for a few days from now.

    Moving on ....I feel your pain, my roommate has a very old cat that I must fend off from my plants constantly. It's so old though it could potentially "run off somewhere to die", and completely dissapear. I could live with that.

    As for the wife part, I don't currently have one but, but I'd be OK if the ex shared the same fate as the cat. I'd feel bad for my girls, but I do think they'd be better off.
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    I guess yer both in trouble then. I look at it this way. My plants are my babies that she has nothing to do with and I like it that way. When somethings dead I know who to blame ! And the Valentines present is ususally something not too expensive and simple. She knows where I live, sleep and keep all my cool stuff, besides I always have clean clothes and food. Understudy I think your lawnmower gift was just what she was looking for ! I'll bet she can't wait for you to put stuff back outside this spring. lol
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    No actual cats were harmed in the making of this image.....maybe.

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    Apprently posting fully clothed non sexual photos of myself pisses off the mods. Well I do my part.

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    Hey man, look at the bright side - you get to replace all you lost plants with the most expensive versions of them you can find, and your wife can say ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about it!

    You, my friend, have some guilt that you can milk!

    As for the cat problem, I solved mine (when it was an issue, hasn't been since we've moved) by getting a 4'x2' "scat cat mat." They look like big seedling heat mats, but they're "electric fenses." Work great for keeping cats/other varmints (wives, lol) off any surfaces they don't belong on.
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    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


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    You guys are too funny, I can hardly stop laughing.
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    Great idea ZAK.

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    Guess I should also post the reaction from the dog
    I always suspect everything could be a trap... thats why I'm still alive
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