When Chuck Norris jumps into water, He doesnt get wet.
The Water gets Chuck Norris.
The Reason you never hear about chuck norris at any Celeb Party's is because hes allways out saving the world.... Allways.
Thank Chuck Norris for our seasons, he got mad at the earth and kicked into a tilt.
Post what ever chuck norris lines you know
Thought it would be a bit funny Thread to start any ways.