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    Quote[/b] (glider14 @ Mar. 16 2006,10:35)]speaking of fire ants!! my grandpa lives on an island in FL called St George island where the place is basically ruled by fireants! i was 10 and in my know it all about bugs phase so i found a hill and started to poke it*poke**poke* then swarms of ants started to come out i stayed away but the second entrance to the hole was right next to me and i didnt see it. i had like 5 stings at once and then i lost my balence because i tripped on a plant(wow how ironic) and i fell on ANOTHER hole and the ants got all over me!! we couldnt get them off once i was free and it was soo bad i had to go to the hospital!!! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_h_32.gif[/img] (but i wanst allergic...yay!) the doctor treated me and he said i had approximatly 100-200 stings on my feet alone!?!?! i was off my feet the rest of springbreak ( [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_h_32.gif[/img] ) and now i know not to poke fire ant holes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    chiggers drive me friggin insane! they itch and itch until you go crazy i have learned a new way to get them out. put a deoderant that is like a gel on it...the reason? it suffocated them. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img]
    That's terrible [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_h_32.gif[/img] yeah don't poke them anymore.
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    Florida drivers are great, they will eat their own young. I will say this driving in Florida has helped me to survive driving in other states.

    The problem is really not Florida drivers, it's all the different drivers from other places that come to Florida and try to drive like they normally do.

    Rules on driving in Florida:
    1. You must have a car, public transportation sucks. This is a big state and has a 6ft water table so there is no subway system.
    2. Drive fast. Speed limit signs are for decrotive purposes only.
    3. Turn signals are optional.
    4. If you are not going more than 10 miles over the limit stay in the right lane.
    5. If you do not know how to get to where you are going stay off the road. The best way for you to get plowed is to slow down trying to figure out where you need to go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (Understudy @ Mar. 17 2006,12:20)]Florida drivers are great, they will eat their own young. I will say this driving in Florida has helped me to survive driving in other states.

    The problem is really not Florida drivers, it's all the different drivers from other places that come to Florida and try to drive like they normally do.

    Rules on driving in Florida:
    1. You must have a car, public transportation sucks. This is a big state and has a 6ft water table so there is no subway system.
    2. Drive fast. Speed limit signs are for decrotive purposes only.
    3. Turn signals are optional.
    4. If you are not going more than 10 miles over the limit stay in the right lane.
    5. If you do not know how to get to where you are going stay off the road. The best way for you to get plowed is to slow down trying to figure out where you need to go.
    Most of the people here that drive crappy are Floridians. They all have Florida licence plates(which doesn't make them native Floridians but oh well). And I noticed the turning signal is optional thing and it drives me nuts! Why can't you help someone out by letting them know what they're planning on doing BEFORE they do it? USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS PEOPLE! My friend won't let me take the bus here, he says it's not safe. My friend lives in a SMALL community outside of Orlando, called Tangerine and all the people here are old and drive verrryyyy slllooowwww [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/confused.gif[/img]
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    Actually the buses are perfectly safe near Orlando, the only real problem is that nobody can figure out how to use the bus schedule. Turn signals should be optional - if the driver behind me can't realize that I need to turn, they shouldn't be on the road! Too bad you're leaving Fl in March - love bug season in central Fl starts in early April. While you're looking down for the fire ant mounds don't forget to check out for the poisonous snakes, the scorpions,alligators, and the occasional ticked off carnivorous manatee.

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    Hey Niki! Welcome back to TF! And welcome to the Florida - land of fire ants amd alligators and Albino Clarias - oh my! Oh yeah, the heat and humidity is also annoying! Can you even understand the natives? [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_n_32.gif[/img]

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    The problem is that most of the people in Florida are not native to Florida. So Floridians are not the problem on the roads.

    Did I mention our version of the roach (Palmetto Bug) This 2+inch monster is capable of driving a semi truck, it laughs off most pesticides, and if you step on it, it will wrestle with your ankle. Also they are so nasty cps don't eat them. Wait until one of these little demons is in your kitchen. Most roaches run when you turn on lights these guys put on sun glasses and ask that you open the beer. Meeting these guys for the first time is always an experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (buster1 @ Mar. 17 2006,8:56)]Actually the buses are perfectly safe near Orlando, the only real problem is that nobody can figure out how to use the bus schedule. Turn signals should be optional - if the driver behind me can't realize that I need to turn, they shouldn't be on the road! Too bad you're leaving Fl in March - love bug season in central Fl starts in early April. While you're looking down for the fire ant mounds don't forget to check out for the poisonous snakes, the scorpions,alligators, and the occasional ticked off carnivorous manatee.
    This is not true, cause when they drive real fast and then all of a sudden slam on the breaks just miliseconds before they turn...well, those people shouldn't be on the road. Like I said, this is a small community, so it's either they drive like snails or like crazy, never inbetween! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/confused.gif[/img]
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (buster1 @ Mar. 17 2006,8:56)]Actually the buses are perfectly safe near Orlando, the only real problem is that nobody can figure out how to use the bus schedule. Turn signals should be optional - if the driver behind me can't realize that I need to turn, they shouldn't be on the road! Too bad you're leaving Fl in March - love bug season in central Fl starts in early April. While you're looking down for the fire ant mounds don't forget to check out for the poisonous snakes, the scorpions,alligators, and the occasional ticked off carnivorous manatee.
    There are CP's in Florida?!?! Where?? Like I said I'm moving back here for good, so I'll see the Love Bugs sooner or later. What are they anyways? I'm already looking for the posionous snakes, and I've seen 2 alligators already, and the manatees are not carnivorous [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_n_32.gif[/img] I went to go see them 2 weeks ago, they were really cool. I got some pics of them. I didn't know there were scorpions here, I was too busy running away from the Black Widows in my friends shed [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_k_ani_32.gif[/img] That part really freaks me out! Ok, are you trying to scare me away??
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