Maybe an expose is in order. Alien Conspiracy:Full House TV show used to kill the minds of humans!
"Turned into automatons, the human races brains were thouroughly messed up by watching the TV show "Full House". The disclosure was found in declassified Government documents. A deal had been struck between the feds, and the Alien culture to dumb down Americans to be self gratification seeking, money hungry, rude morons. To demonstrate, members of the two main political factions showed the horror of what they had done. Party members who would do whatever they were told by the leaders of their groups. By not thinking for themselves, they paved the way for federal and Alien takeover. Please stay with us! Film at 11!!!"