Ooohhh noooooo...The jig is up!!!
Am I going to be deported back to my home planet?? Or am I going to be given amnesty through some ridiculous criteria that makes me human even though I'm really not? I can't be deported! I've lived here and worked here for a really long time and I have a RIGHT to be here! Don't make me leave!
BTW...Ozzy is from a different planet than me and HE really does deserve to be deported. Now HE is freaky!
Joe...now you know what those tongs were. They were really an part of Ozzy's alien transformer being that extrudes from time to time and injects alien material into anyone it grabs. If you were tonged...you're done for!