um... you guys, i need your help.
How do you get that nasty stomach-turning smell of death out of your car? Poor Pookie (the VW Beetle)... The windows, sunroof, and trunk have been open all day but it's still lingering ever so pungently.
I suppose you people want an explanation, huh... gawd! you guys can be sooo nosy sometimes- i swear! can't a girl have a car that reeks of death without any raised eyebrows? Well, apparently not all the groceries made it upstairs the other day. Did you know that if a one pound roll of ground beef is left out in the heat like that, it swells to where it is perfectly spherical and looks like a balloon? Thank goodnes I found it before it exploded. Yesterday, I griped at Nathan for farting in the car and then trapping it in there for me to smell. Well, I guess it really wasn't him or Vanessa (the baby).