I used to be a moderator so I know all the dirt. You can read it all in my soon to be published book "Flytrap Place". Learn of the secret habits and predilictions of the Mods and what they do when the lights go out. Read about the origin of "Plantakiss"'s name, and find out about Ozzys strange medical history, Bugweeds unspeakable experiments, and yes, even the inside scoop on Dr. Rice and his secret agenda and long standing relationship with....well, you'll have to buy the book. When I left I was given the usual mindwipe, but with me that wouldn't work as most of you know.
The square is a recognition sign....once you have it, you get to do whatever you please for a year. Then you are sacrificed. Note my square....my time is probably coming. But until then everyone has to send me free plants and generally suck up.
BTW you guys, don't try anything funny with me. I have documents in 5 different safety deposit boxes with instructions to hit the media with it if I disappear..... as so many have.
Yes, it's a fast paced and spicy life the mods live. But over time, it takes it's toll. Unlimited power always does. I think you might sense this, and your impressions are correct. More than human but less than gods, the Mods walk a thin line between ectasy and depletion, but fame has its price and exacts its toll. Most of the old mods are in Institutions where they are kept happy and restrained but always with memories of the days of glory.
The closest most of us will ever come to this will be in reading my book.
It's going to have a nude centerfold of Phill in it too (but don't tell him that or he might make me a Mod again after they remove my implant, that is)!!
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Tamlin you took an oath to never tell these secrets. You better never tell this and more important you must never tell how they are connected.Originally Posted by [b
I think it's time that you receive the second square in the series. You know what I mean LOL The yellow memory erase square. So now you'll forget where these safety deposit boxes are. And by the time you go through your notes to find them our secret ninja detectives will have already found and broke into them.
Oh yeah go ahead and release the centerfold of Phil, I think everybody on the forums already has a copy anyway.
I just read that whole thing. We used to have so much fun here. It's still a great place but it's not like it used to be.
is wolfpackgurl still here?
droseradude, That's pretty good work. Made me laugh.
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William, Up 'til now, I was willing to LET YOU post here. Now, I'm afraid, I have to send the Ninja's after you. The mindwipe failed. That's for sure!!!!! So, you will be abducted when you least expect it. You WILL be rehabilitated, and returned to Modship, where the Absolute Power will take its exacting toll. While the rehab is happenin', our Ninja Detectives will locate the final Safety Deposit Box. We have the other four. Squares may soon follow, so be prepared to Mod, and lose yourself in the corruption the power gives you!!!!!
Ye shall BOW before Phil's Nude Shot!!!
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ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH, they put that thing on me!! Geez, there was something on my mind that had to do with my huge Sarracenia collection, Bugweeds address, and mailing boxes but try as I might I can't remember.........
Yes, life as a Mod used to be fun Ozzy, but once Phill discontinued the orgies and sacrifices things got dull. Nothing left to do but go beat up on the Newbies.
Hahahah, I am WELL on my way to being banned in record time...ooops, no, SM holds that. I forgot.
So, those guys in black PJ's that came the other night were ninjii? I thought they were after my 'Leah Wilkerson'. You'll be needing a fresh batch of Ninja seed.
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