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    Scenario:

    You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

    On your left side is an abrupt cliff and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

    In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

    Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


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    Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round" Ozzy, you're drunk!!
    cervid serial killer
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    I tried to get off on my on, but before I could I was dragged off by two cops.
    I tried to explain that I was a passenger and I wasn't driving, but they wouldn't listen.

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    that was hilarious rattler. im putting that in my aim profile. hope you dont mind

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    no problem i stole it off another site and figured it fit Ozzy
    cervid serial killer
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    sorry it was a toss up between you and Bug.....................ill get Bug next time
    cervid serial killer
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    I didn't get stimulated but he kept his promise on change, that's about all I got left!
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    lolol! Good one Rattler! But Ozzy's answer was more realistic.
    "Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs." - Jerome K. Jerome

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