User Tag List

Informational! Informational!:  0
Likes Likes:  0
Page 2 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast
Results 9 to 16 of 28

Thread: Funny story

  1. #9
    SirKristoff is a poopiehead Ozzy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2001
    Location
    Greenswamp, NC
    Posts
    13,747
    Mentioned
    3 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Who said anything about money?

  2. #10
    Moderator Schmoderator Fluorescent fluorite, England PlantAKiss's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    Richmond, Virginia/Zone 7
    Posts
    10,335
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Yeah, I've heard beads and pelts are just as good money.
    "Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs." - Jerome K. Jerome

  3. #11
    Moderator Schmoderator Fluorescent fluorite, England PlantAKiss's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    Richmond, Virginia/Zone 7
    Posts
    10,335
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    We have a real estate agent here who is originally from Austria. Although she's lived here for a long time, she still has a heavy Austrian accent. She is an older lady, very excitable, flighty and totally DINGY. She is basically very nice but difficult to deal with sometimes with her inability to grasp some very simple concepts which I think is somewhat related to language.

    Well, real estate agents live and die by their pagers. They get paged constantly all day with messages, phone numbers and clients names. One day she was in huge tizzy because she said someone kept paging her over and over but they wouldn't leave a call back number. She was very upset...frantic...going around saying "WHO keeps paging me?! Lowsell! Lowsell! WHO is Lowsell? They don't leave me a number!" She finally went in to my supervisor and handed her the pager and said "WHO is this! They keep paging me! Do you know who this is?!"

    My supervisor looked at it and started laughing. She said "Ilse...it says "low cell"...its just letting you know that the pager needs a new battery."

    "Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs." - Jerome K. Jerome

  4. #12
    Cardiac Nurse JB_OrchidGuy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    SC
    Posts
    3,818
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    ROFTLMAO Those storied are funny. Well I am a surgical tech, and I can't tell you how many times someone has come in with an object stuck where the sun doesn't shine. I was in Macon and someone lost a muscle massager. The kind you can get from spencers. Just last month someone lost a Baseball. The string broke. And this was a man in his 60's or 70's too. Umm Hear a story where a guy took 4 viagra, He claimed they were muscle relaxers and ended up getting shunted to drain off the blood from his privates. Um had a guy try to use a metle shower ring for a member ring and at age of 19 had to get it amputated. I'm sure I have had more funny stories I could think of, but those come to ming at the moment.

    Mods feel free to edit or delete this if I didn't make things vague enough for the minors. I think I kept it G rated.
    JB
    Friend me on facebook with JB_orchidguy@yahoo.com.
    Growlist Updated 05/08/13

  5. #13
    Let's positive thinking! seedjar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Olympia, Washington
    Posts
    4,064
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Aaaagh! That last story isn't funny at all! You've scarred my fragile, innocent mind! That's exactly why I didn't want to work in medicine.
    ~Joe
    o//~ Livin' like a bug ain't easy / My old clothes don't seem to fit me /
    I got little tiny bug feet / I don't really know what bugs eat /
    Don't want no one steppin' on me / Now I'm sympathizin' with fleas /
    Livin' like a bug ain't easy / Livin' like a bug ain't easy... o//~

  6. #14
    Cardiac Nurse JB_OrchidGuy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    SC
    Posts
    3,818
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    LMAO Sorry Joe! I guess I have a sick sence of humor.
    JB
    Friend me on facebook with JB_orchidguy@yahoo.com.
    Growlist Updated 05/08/13

  7. #15
    Moderator
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    Westchester County, New York
    Posts
    5,377
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] ]You mean you took money just for setting a breaker?? Just because this woman was a TOTAL idiot for not checking the breaker panel doesn't mean you should charge her out the ying yang for a simple switch flip.
    Pak, actually he should have charged her double for being an idiot. I'm a firm beleive that people should pay to be stupid. After all, they make more work for the smart people.

    I have two from a job from LONG ago (back in the day of 5.25" floppy disks).

    I was working at my father's software publishing company doing stress testing on new programs. My desk was right next to the customer service guys. Two calls stand out to me:

    1) Guy calls in saying his disk doesn't work. The CSR went through the regular drills, and finally told him to send in a copy of the disk - if there was something wrong with it, it would be replaced for free. Couple of days later the envelope came with a PHOTOcopy of the disk.....

    2) The CSR was talking a customer through starting up a new program.

    "Ok, take the disk by the label, and insert it into the drive, label side up."
    "Ok, I did that."
    "Now close the door."
    "Just a sec." clump clump clup *SLAM* clump clump clump "ok, I closed the door, now what?" (for any who didn't get that, he closed the office door....for you kids out there, disk drives used to have doors you had to close manually)
    17 Nash Rd.
    North Salem, NY 10560

    YOU! Outta my gene pool!

  8. #16
    Stay chooned in for more! Clint's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Metro Atlanta Area
    Posts
    9,681
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    we just got out CPU back from the computer guy, the microphone wouldn't work.

    turns out it was on mute, 30 bucks down the drain lmao

Page 2 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •