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    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to
    go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
    the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

    "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike He won't bother you. But,
    whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I
    REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

    When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
    discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, just
    as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
    go about his work.

    The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
    yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
    himself any longer and yelled,

    "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

    To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
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    LOL!
    Great Googly Moogly!

    Beware of the yellow snow!

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    Loved it Jack
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    wow....amazing.
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    *snicker*

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    That reminded me of a time I went to a pet store when I hadn't slept the night before. I was in a daze and it was all I could do to just put one foot in front of the other. I walked by a parrot cage and the parrot went, "Hello." And I responded, "Oh, hey." It took a second or two to realize I was talking to a bird.

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    that's funny, it's really funny b/c i have 8 birds, i could see that happening

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