Lol, The doorbell rang and I was expecting the mailman.. nope. Instead I got a couple of Jehova's witnesses. Awkward.. lol. They asked me if I was married and they wanted to read the bible to me... and after some hesitation I didn't want to be rude so I said yeah sure. Then they read something from Genesis talking about how you shouldn't be divorced and I asked them if they were trying to tell everyone that divorce is bad and gay marriage is bad and then they talked about how god forbids it and then I had a 5 minute debate on how this is a secular society and they said the bible says to obey god before man and all that and .. let's just say awkward lol. I said I supported their right to believe whatever they want and then they assumed that I was a christian, too. I said "no..... but anyway it's nice of you to stop by!"
I wanted to tell them I was a gay satanist heroin addict (i'm not btw) but I decided that would be too rude lmao. I sent them to the methodist preacher who lives next door LMAO! I LOVE IT! Hope he doesn't get mad at me lol. He's a cool dude.
Lol, what do I do if they come back later? I don't want to be rude.