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    SirKristoff is a poopiehead Ozzy's Avatar
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    1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
    It never fails, you'll be watching tv and hours will go by with nothing that you even care about. Then there is something you really want to hear, and she wants to tell you about her day. You know from experience that you can't said hold on a sec, cause if you do she'll ask why, then you explain I want to her this. She then says, you care more about a dumb tv show then you do me. Then she's pissed and goes to another part of the house. Then you realize that not only is it now going to be a long night, but you just missed what you wanted to hear anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0zzy View Post
    It never fails, you'll be watching tv and hours will go by with nothing that you even care about. Then there is something you really want to hear, and she wants to tell you about her day. You know from experience that you can't said hold on a sec, cause if you do she'll ask why, then you explain I want to her this. She then says, you care more about a dumb tv show then you do me. Then she's pissed and goes to another part of the house. Then you realize that not only is it now going to be a long night, but you just missed what you wanted to hear anyway.
    This all sounds very familiar. Hints the quote in my signature about "every man..."

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    "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"

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    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
    Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
    See a doctor.

    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
    In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

    1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
    Don't ask us.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

    1. You can either ask us to do something
    Or tell us how you want it done.
    Not both.
    If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
    We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

    These are all the ones I wish I could tatoo backwards on many a woman's forhead so she would have to read them every morning in the mirror.
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    Its so fun to watch you guys cavorting with glee. Its ok. We know how children are.

    "Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs." - Jerome K. Jerome

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    SirKristoff is a poopiehead Ozzy's Avatar
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    That's suppose to be an insult? LOL

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    Ugh you guys are gross.

    Farting, adjusting yourself, burping, that's all just gross.

    God guys, I'm not an effeminate pansy but those are just manners... I'd never do any of that if someone else was around.


    Leaving the seat up is good, though Easy access if you need to puke.

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    Its so fun to watch you guys cavorting with glee. Its ok. We know how children are.
    Well, men remember how to have fun as they age....Apparantly women forget. Too bad for you!

    And JLAP, shame on you! Farts have always been funny, are funny, and will always BE funny. Nothing you can do about that.

    Heck, even my WIFE laughs at a good fart. Especially if I give it some theatics.
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    YOU! Outta my gene pool!

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