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    Doing it wrong until I do it right. xvart's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlantAKiss View Post
    Well I have learned something today. Its seems when conversing with men, you have to make sure you carefully word your sentences down to a level that a 4-year-old girl could understand.
    lol. Now, do 4-year old girls have higher comprehension skills than 4-year old boys? Or does this fit right in with the topic at hand? lol. Speak slowly into the microphone so everyone can understand you.

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    Farting, adjusting yourself, burping, that's all just gross.
    Nah, ain't gross...Just blame it on the person your standing next too.
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    Doing it wrong until I do it right. xvart's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigCarnivourKid View Post
    Nah, ain't gross...Just blame it on the person your standing next too.
    Blame the person standing next to me for adjusting me?!

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    Well I have learned something today. Its seems when conversing with men, you have to make sure you carefully word your sentences down to a level that a 4-year-old girl could understand.
    Or you could read one of the rules and remember that we a) aren't mind readers, b) one word answers (usually yes or no) are exceptable to almost any question and c) we hear what you say. We don't infer. We learned a LONG time ago that trying to guess what you mean is always a no-win situation, so we go by the letter of what you say, like lawyer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xvart View Post
    Blame the person standing next to me for adjusting me?!

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    Sure! Something like, "Sorry officer, I'm just so irresistable they couldn't keep their hands off!" might do the job.
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    Ya know, we are a family of 6, with just one daughter and three sons. We kept the toilet seat down. Do you know what the results in? A lot of frustration and toilet seats that got peed on by the youngest boys. But Rachel flew the nest last March, so it's my wife and 4 males. Why should we keep the seat down? 7 times out of ten, the seat needs to be up!

    Addendum to the original, from a guy's perspective: When you're wrong.... you're wrong. When you're right... you're still wrong!!!

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    this is probably not going to do anything to help my gender's cause...but it's funny anyway:

    http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/
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