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    SirKristoff is a poopiehead Ozzy's Avatar
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    Let's pick on the Canadians



    I saw this joke online and I didn't think it was funny and I don't get it. I guess that's why it reminded me of our resident Canadian Mascot Niki.


    The Naming of Canada
    Three explorers were hiking through a vast forest that would eventually become Canada.

    "You know," said the first explorer, "we should name this vast forest we're hiking through."

    "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that."

    "Good idea," said the third explorer. "You go first."

    "Okay," said the first explorer. "C, ay."

    "My turn," said the second explorer. "N, ay."

    Unfortunately, before the third explorer could choose a letter, a bear jumped out of the trees and killed and ate all three explorers. Eventually, some guy came along and named the country after his aunt.





    Can somebody explain it to me please?

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    Aunt D? I thought the joke went (according to Red Green)

    A group of founders put all the letters of the alphabet into a bag and pulled out letters. The one man read them as

    "C, ay?" "N, ay?" "D, ay?" (C-a-n-a-d-a)

    Not sure what your joke means.

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    Never seen Strange Brew? or the Great White North on SCTV?
    They say "ay" after every sentence

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    "On the back of a cartoon coaster
    In the blue tv screen light,
    I drew a map of canada
    Oh ooh Ca-a-naaaa-daaaaaaa
    And your face sketched on it twice...

    Oh I could drink a case of youuuuu, darlin'
    and I would...still be on my feet, I would still be on...my...feet."
    "Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs." - Jerome K. Jerome

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    SirKristoff is a poopiehead Ozzy's Avatar
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    Call the men in the white coats, She has officially lost it.

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    youre joke means that canadians probably made it...

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    That's the best explanation yet.

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    also what is up with youre little picture



    dont tell me the canadians made you do it...

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