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    A Wise Old Man

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No no! I'd like to see something more special."

    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.

    The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man, seeing this, said, "We'll take it."

    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "I'll write you a check. Now, I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon."

    Monday morning arrived and the jeweler phoned the old man. "Hey! I called the bank and they said there's no money in that account."

    "Yeah," said the old man, "I know. But let me tell you about my weekend!"
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    Good one! I might try that if I was single.....
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    LMAO!

    My kinda old man lmao

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    I might try it and I'm married.

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    i had to read it twice to get the gist.


    Good, im gonna try this now..

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    LOL! Good one

    Quote Originally Posted by 0zzy View Post
    I might try it and I'm married.
    Yeah I could see you doing that
    Great Googly Moogly!

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