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Thread: Ozzy just forwarded me this note from his wife

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    Ozzy just forwarded me this note from his wife

    To my darling husband,

    Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know

    about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned

    into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so

    please don't worry too much about me.



    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I

    accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The

    garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt

    when it bumped into your car.



    I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you

    will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my

    sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.



    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.



    Your loving wife,

    XXX



    PS Your girlfriend called.
    cervid serial killer
    Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety
    I didn't get stimulated but he kept his promise on change, that's about all I got left!
    http://www.wolfpointherald.com/--http://www.safety-brite.net/

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    Well I told her not to ever call my house.

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    LMAO

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    well on a good note, his moped seems unharmed
    cervid serial killer
    Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety
    I didn't get stimulated but he kept his promise on change, that's about all I got left!
    http://www.wolfpointherald.com/--http://www.safety-brite.net/

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    LMAO!
    Great Googly Moogly!

    Beware of the yellow snow!

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    SirKristoff is a poopiehead Ozzy's Avatar
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    Thats her moped. Now I guess you can see why I never let her drive.

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    cyclopse

    Quote Originally Posted by rattler_mt View Post

    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
    LOL!
    -Joel from Southern California


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    Quote Originally Posted by 0zzy View Post
    Thats her moped. Now I guess you can see why I never let her drive.
    TFF,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,TFF
    cervid serial killer
    Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety
    I didn't get stimulated but he kept his promise on change, that's about all I got left!
    http://www.wolfpointherald.com/--http://www.safety-brite.net/

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