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    rattler's Avatar
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    Hey Bruce................

    this work for vegitarians?

    Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor

    Grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were

    Catholic....And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from

    Eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison

    Steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they

    finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba,

    And suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and

    Much study, Bubba attended Mass, and as the priest sprinkled holy

    Water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a

    Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

    Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night

    Arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the

    Neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he

    rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to

    Scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba,

    clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully

    Sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:

    You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you Is a catfish.
    cervid serial killer
    Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety
    I didn't get stimulated but he kept his promise on change, that's about all I got left!

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    There's a woman at work who says she's vegetarian, but I think she has fish or chicken every day. And, as far as I know, she does it without holy water. Of course there are others who would have a problem with me eating eggs and cheese and calling myself a vegetarian. Again, without any need for holy water. But I do like beer with a pizza.
    Bruce in CT

    Madness is something rare in individuals but in groups, parties, peoples, ages it is the rule. Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Lol, hilarious dude!

    I used to be a vegetarian but then I got hungry.

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