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    Talking 2 aliens

    Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

    The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response and the older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."

    The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

    The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do that! I don't think you should make him mad."

    "Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, crumpling mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

    About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

    "What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"

    The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can wrap his hose around himself twice and then stick it in his ear.
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    Silly Martians, they dont know any thing they can build intergalatic ships but dont know how to fuel up they were going to destroy the world any ways, why not polute the planet they are going to destroy just a little more.

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    lol I have an alien in my house...he's almost as tall as me. But he has no hose, short or long.
    "Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs." - Jerome K. Jerome

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    PAK??

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    HAHAHA!

    That's a good one .
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    lol No, I'm not hallucinating. Last October someone brought in this huge inflated green alien that's about 4-feet tall. I loved it! It was to advertise some big luncheon thing...it had on a T-shirt with the ad on it. I managed to snag it. He's SO cool! Ollie is scared of it. lol So...right now he's hanging out in my entrance hall.

    I love stuff like that.
    "Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs." - Jerome K. Jerome

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