I was talking about water today at work and somehow ended up talking about getting my purified water at a dispensing machine outside of a drugstore and added that I never drink it. My coworker was surprised so I added "it is for my plants." The conversation then proceeded something like this:
her-what kind of plants?
her-oh yeah? My neighbors have some. There were four plants growing in the driveway.
me-....(a bit confused)
her-they moved away. They are where they used to stand outside and smoke their joints and just toss them there.
me-....(not sure of what the heck she's talking about)
her-two are gone. I asked my son if he took them and he was annoyed with me.
me-No, I said carnivorous, NOT CANNABIS!