"The tragedy of life is not that every man loses; but that he almost wins."
"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"
we need to air drop the spears sisters, the olson twins, michael and la toya, tammy fae's ghost, paris hilton and her buddy plus a few others i cant think of at the moment into Mahmoud Ahmadinejad back yard and tell them its a surprise fundraiser for ultrarich hollywood kids who cant cope
At the end of one hour Mahmound would be seeking asylum to the coalition forces in Iraq
oops, Cheney just PM'd me, said that this would be considered torture..... oh well, it was a thought
"It's easy to rip on cops, when you aren't the one needing saving"
Congratulations guys. After reading this post, my last braincell died. After several near misses from TV shows/commercials today, it got broadsided by this topic and has expired.
How come chicken fingers are bigger than buffalo wings?
My Grow List
heard the funniest thing on Sirius....
Radio announcer: for those of you that havent heard Jamie Lynn....
Santa: Ho Ho Ho!
S:HO HO HO!
R: Jamie Lynn Spe......
S: HO HO HO!
R: Britney Spears Lil sister is....
S: HO HO HO!
R: pregnant........Santa do you have anything else to add?
S:................................HO HO HO!
OMG... I had seen a very short clip of that "Chris Crocker" Vid on The Daily Show before, but after reading this thread I watched it on youtube and nearly died laughing.
Then I clicked one of the related links: "Seth Greens: Leave Chris Crocker Alone" and I think I pooped my pants laughing so hard. This is comical genius.