ROFL I think I've seen that before. That is FUNNY!

You have a cow.
You have a flytrap.
You feed the cow to the flytrap.
The flytrap grows into a HUGE monster plant with four-chambered traps which allows the plant to chew bug cud.
You do leaf pulls and clone your monster flytrap.
You register it with the ICPS named "Cowabunga!"
You start selling "Cowabunga!" to all the CP addicts 'round the world who are clamoring for it and you become rich and famous.

An udderly ridiculous story....

*cowcowcowcowcow* (Little NASC humor there)