It's an old one, but a speaker mentioned it at a conference yesterday and I have to pass it along. I hope it isn't a rerun here:
European heaven is a place where the police are British, the cooks are French, the engineers are German, the lovers are Italian and everything's run by the Swiss.
In European hell, the British are the cooks, the French are the engineers, the Germans are the police, the Swiss are the lovers and the Italians run the place.
European heaven is a place where the police are British, the cooks are French, the engineers are German, the lovers are Italian and everything's run by the Swiss.
In European hell, the British are the cooks, the French are the engineers, the Germans are the police, the Swiss are the lovers and the Italians run the place.