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    Thats good

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    i got one really long one! Here goes 2 farm horses (Razzle and Dazzle) were grazing and one looks at the other and says "Hey Razzle I bet I can beat yeh to that tree younder." So they take off! First its Razzle then its Dazzle then (read this faster in your head) RazzleDazzleRazzelDazzel Razzel wins by a nose. The farmer sees the wholse race and enters them in the local county horse race. The registrator laughs and says he doesnt have a chance. Farmer ignores him and enters them anyway. The gun goes off and Its Razzle that takes the lead then Dazzle, then Razzle, then Dazzle then RazzleDazzleRazzleDazzle Razzle wins by a nose. Farmer goes nuts!!! He just won $10,000 form those horses and is gonna enter them in the state race. Same thing happens, registrator laughs farmer doesnt care and enters them anyway. Gun goes off: First its Razzle then Dazzle then Razzle then RazzleDazzleRazzleDazzle Razzle wins by a nose! Well the horses go on like this til they cant race anymore. They are grazing in the same field and Dazzle says to Razzle "I bet i can beat you to that ol' tree" So they take off first is Razzle then its Dazzle then Razzle then Dazzle then RazzleDazzleRazzleDazzle Razzle wins by a nose. The lil ol' farm dog comes up and says "how com its always Razzle that wins?" Razzle looks at Dazzle. Dazzle looks at Razzle. Dazzle says "Hey look Razzle! A talking dog!"
    All fear violence, all are afraid of death.
    Seeing the similarity to oneself, one should not use violence or have it used.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Its_a_friday View Post
    i don't get it ._.'
    LAPD is famous for using brutal tactics and setups etc. The bear was brutalized til it "confessed" it was a rabbit
    All fear violence, all are afraid of death.
    Seeing the similarity to oneself, one should not use violence or have it used.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    I wish I had a joke to tell, but I guess I'm all out.
    I guess there is a first time for everything.

    xvart.
    "The tragedy of life is not that every man loses; but that he almost wins."

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    No jokes? Really we have hundereds of people and only a few know jokes? Where has the humor one?
    All fear violence, all are afraid of death.
    Seeing the similarity to oneself, one should not use violence or have it used.
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    one time there was a priest, a buisness man, and an engineer on a boat. Suddenly the boat started to sink.
    Priest: "what do we do?"
    Buisiness man: "I don't know."
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    Insanity is a sane response to an insane world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nepenthes_ak View Post
    The FBI immediately fire bombs the entire woods, burning it to the ground. They claim the rabbits shot first.



    hehe..... I remember Reno's orders to do away with Branch Davidians in the gay nineties.......

    Hmmm....ya know, on second thought, that wasn't so funny after all..........
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    Theirs a Monk, a Preacher, and a Rabbi sitting in a boat in the middle of a lake

    The preacher decides he has to go to the bathroom, gets up and walks across the water to the shore. Relieves him self and comes back to the boat. A little while Later the Rabbi Does the same, he gets out of the boat walks on water, and goes to the shore to relieve him self.

    The monk thinks to him self, well If they can do it I can as well. So he gets out and sinks into the water.

    The Rabbi and the Preacher look at each other and the Preacher says
    "We should have told him where the rocks were huh?"

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