When Ozzy was a young lad all he could think of was being an Airborne Ranger. He wanted to be in the air so badly he bought himself a hang-glider, while he was still a teenager.
Now, in Kentucky where Ozzy was raised,you don't see too many people hang-gliding. As soon as he got his new hang-glider, Ozzy took it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge --- into the wind he goes!
Meanwhile,Ozzy's Ma and Pa were sitting on the porch swing talkin bout the good ol days when Ma spots the biggest bird she ever seen!
"Look at the size of that bird, Pa!" she exclaims.
Pa raises up, "Git my gun, Ma."
She runs into the house and brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG...BANG...BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail over the treetops.
"I think ya missed him, Pa," she says.
"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of Ozzy!"
(End of Ozzy's Airborne career.)