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    Look what I got in the mail today!

    A psychedelic white Jesus poster!




    It says its soaked in the power of prayer and if I put my knee on his face and make a wish, it will come true. Sweet!!

    It's going on my wall.

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    Thats a complete joke
    How the heck did you get that ?

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    Does he look like Marlyn Monroe from 15 feet away?

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    A "57 year old church" from Oklahoma sent it to me. I didn't even have to ask!

    It also came with a prophecy that said not to open it until I do what it says in the instructions. I opened the prophecy and started to read. It said someone on this forum will soon donate their enormous & rare collection of lowland Nepenthes to me!

    I'm waiting...

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    Quote Originally Posted by xvart View Post
    Does he look like Marlyn Monroe from 15 feet away?

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    No but it does say that if I stare at Jesus, he'll open his eyes and stare back at me. Then it tells me to "go and be alone" and put my knee on his face.

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    If one of my Nepenthes should ever develop a pitcher that looks like a fetal baby Jesus I'll let you have first crack at it before I list it on eBay.
    Grand Hotel... always the same. People come, people go. Nothing ever happens.

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    LOL i got the same letter, but my jesus poster was green. Everything spent about 4 seconds in my hands before being promptly disposed of in the garbage - where it belongs .
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    Is ready to take this hobby to a whole new level DavyJones's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by xvart View Post
    Does he look like Marlyn Monroe from 15 feet away?

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    You just made me laugh inside for like, 10 mins.



    I received the same exact thing in the mail too. Total bunk.
    "We are in a sense the Universe trying to understand itself. By Observing it we are observing what we are." - Phillip Plait

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