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    Having A Bad Day?

    Having a Bad Day?

    In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.

    This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

    The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

    Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.


    Having a Bad Day?

    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers an d applause from onlookers.

    A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.


    Still think you are having a Bad Day?

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.


    STILL think you're having Bad Day?

    Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

    The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.


    What?? STILL having a Bad Day?

    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.


    There now, feeling better?

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    Hahaha....oh my. Are those true stories? The first one was great. I'll have to send it to my mom, she's a nurse. Thanks jimscott
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    What is and what should never be Crissytal's Avatar
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    Those are hilarious! I got a good kick out of them this morning. Thanks for posting!
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    And how do we relight the flame when it's cold?
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    And when will we learn to control?
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    The one with the seals and the last one are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I've heard the Seal on before. I wonder if there is something on you tube about it? Have you guys seen the exploding whale?
    "We are in a sense the Universe trying to understand itself. By Observing it we are observing what we are." - Phillip Plait

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    Rofl! Evil janitor XD.
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    Thats pretty good

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    hilarious.

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