Ant
Your one and only pest!
So, my dog Remy was sleep on the floor. Then suddenly he stood up and barked at the floor. I looked where he was barking and there was nothing there so I ignored him. Then he went over there again and jumped back like he was scared. So I get up and he is now a foot and a half away barking. Behind a computer cable (where he was barking) I found a half dead fly. My dog was afraid of a nearly dead fly!
Me: "do you have dog?"
Other person: "Yes! S/he is so nice! S/he wouldn't hurt a fly!"
Me: "oh yah? My dog is afraid of flies!"
Me: "do you have dog?"
Other person: "Yes! S/he is so nice! S/he wouldn't hurt a fly!"
Me: "oh yah? My dog is afraid of flies!"