Yesterday I went on lunch break and hit the public bathroom to do my business and wash up. So I'm at one of the urinals, directing trajectory and flow and a customer in the one next to me asks me if I knew if we sold eyes and hooks to hold up lights on eaves. What I wanted to do is make a 90 degree angle turn and express my dismay at him for asking me at that inconvenient moment. But I decided against it. I can't walk from one end of the store to the other without being asked questions and not even is the bathroom safe. And I recently found out that if you're clocked in, you get written up if you don't have that orange apron on. I might as well have concentric circles on that apron!