'My love was science- specifically biology and, more specifically, when placed in a common jar, which of two organisms would devour the other.'
See You Space Cowboy
I feel ya. I live in small town in MN (say "ya you know" with your nose squeezed shut to aproximate the Fargo dialect) and I work late nights in a building full of assorted immigrants who only speak an english word here or there seemingly by accident, lol!
Why does Jurrasic Park come to mind? Next thing ya know, 'Newman' will be selling test tube babies on the balck market!