Wookies. I feel their pain.
(To further elaborate my previous response, I have more respect for Star Wars as far as storytelling goes, but Star Trek is irreplaceably kitschy. What would this world be without go-go-boots-wearing green alien babes and the black-and-white people that were oppressing the white-and-black people?)
Now, to continue: Cthulhu or Nyarlothotep?